L. $hamPain

L. $hamPain

About Me. Oh, my favorite topic! … but wait, maybe it’s my worst topic? What am I supposed to say? I have the personality of an iceberg? I embrace the iceberg in me. From the right view, those monoliths are quite lovely. I’m taciturn, yes. But let’s face it, the only reason we like our pets is because they don’t talk back. Ok, I’m not Kate Winslet… I’m less “My Heart Will Go On”, and more… ok, something dead. Yes, I associate more with Wednesday Addams, than the chic on the Titanic. Although, most of the time I feel like Cousin Itt wearing cowboy boots. Expensive cowboy boots. I love my boots. Don’t judge.
  1. Tue, 14 Feb 2017 13:31:41 GMT
    Trampoline
    By L. $hamPain
    ...Funny how that worked out.
  2. Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:22:36 GMT
    The Last One to Walk In
    By L. $hamPain
    There ain’t nobody here who’s going to let you off just because you’re crying now.
  3. Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:19:13 GMT
    Congratulations
    By L. $hamPain
    ...everything’s kind of mellow...
  4. Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:16:33 GMT
    Sinatra (Tattoos & Cigarettes)
    By L. $hamPain
    Believe it or not, I ain’t yet cried myself out.
  5. Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:13:22 GMT
    No Lazarus
    By L. $hamPain
    I’m just fine the way I am.
  6. Tue, 03 Jan 2017 14:18:33 GMT
    B-Side to Vultures Wear Cheap Eyeliner
    By L. $hamPain
    What you got... you got real bad.
  7. Tue, 03 Jan 2017 13:58:01 GMT
    Vultures Wear Cheap Eyeliner
    By L. $hamPain
    I'll say it again if you want to hear it once more. (first single off the Whac-A-Mole EP-- release: Jan. 31)
  8. Wed, 12 Oct 2016 19:24:15 GMT
    Drugs.Dirt
    By L. $hamPain
    To sell drugs...
  9. Tue, 30 Aug 2016 09:21:18 GMT
    Younger Than Her
    By L. $hamPain
    Hold your horses.
  10. Tue, 30 Aug 2016 09:14:52 GMT
    Kiss It Away
    By L. $hamPain
    Maybe I am a lack of love....
  11. Tue, 30 Aug 2016 09:12:40 GMT
    Queen of Something
    By L. $hamPain
    ... I'm sure it's all fine & dandy.
  12. Tue, 30 Aug 2016 09:06:15 GMT
    Zoe's on a Freight Train
    By L. $hamPain
    Let me hear a happy song; here's to living long ;)
  13. Tue, 30 Aug 2016 09:04:11 GMT
    Dirty Channels
    By L. $hamPain
    Thank God there's still some stations that don't just advertise....
  14. Tue, 16 Aug 2016 13:25:42 GMT
    Ain't My Colour
    By L. $hamPain
    First single off the To Kill a Mocking Girl EP (August 30th).
  15. Mon, 11 Jul 2016 15:04:27 GMT
    Sunshine Soldier
    By L. $hamPain
    I'm calling you out.
  16. Tue, 14 Jun 2016 13:24:57 GMT
    Wide-Eyed Kids
    By L. $hamPain
    I've heard about heaven, but I like the looks of hell. So come on now, don't make me choose.
  17. Tue, 14 Jun 2016 13:23:03 GMT
    Pancake House
    By L. $hamPain
    Feel free, sir -- bash your skull against the wall.
  18. Tue, 14 Jun 2016 13:20:21 GMT
    American Girl
    By L. $hamPain
    Tell me I'm the light of your world. That'll make it all better, won't it, baby?
  19. Tue, 14 Jun 2016 13:17:41 GMT
    The Rag Doll Song
    By L. $hamPain
    Do you see what I've become?
  20. Tue, 14 Jun 2016 13:15:40 GMT
    Bourbon Cherry Kiss
    By L. $hamPain
    Gosh darn -- I just ran out of southern charm.
  21. Fri, 15 Apr 2016 16:33:26 GMT
    Take Your Rock & Roll (Lay Me Down)
    By L. $hamPain
    Flick your cigarette & wish me well baby.
  22. Tue, 10 Nov 2015 13:03:32 GMT
    Johnny Cash Died
    By L. $hamPain
    I believed all the bullshit about how a girl could have it all.
  23. Tue, 10 Nov 2015 13:01:31 GMT
    One Slow Exhale
    By L. $hamPain
    I get low.
  24. Tue, 03 Nov 2015 14:06:46 GMT
    Storm Warning
    By L. $hamPain
    Third single off of the upcoming For Blood or Money EP (available Nov. 10th)

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